I have a blog?

How did this get here? I am not good with computer.

Fuck you, Kickstarter.




Here’s a list of fucks who paid criminals to hack twitter accounts and follow them. It was a joy to unfollow you all.

P.S. I hope you paid them with your credit card.


Tequila Cat Is Ready For Cinco De Mayo. Are You?



Whatcha Thinkin Bout, Robert Downey, Jr.?

I made this for Gamma Squad today. It was a good day.

Farewell, Jason Molina.

My favorite living artist is no longer living.

The real truth about it is 
no one gets it right
The real truth about it is 
we’re all supposed to try
There ain’t no end to the sands 
I’ve been trying to cross
The real truth about it is my kind of life’s no better off
If I’ve got the maps or if I’m lost

Undertakings Of Great Import

Today I photoshopped Søren Kierkegaard’s head onto Kanye West’s body, photoshopped Pee Wee Herman into a Dark Knight Rises poster, and used “dinosaur sex” in a post’s slug.


File This Cat Under “F”

(Made for GammaSquad)

James Adomian As Kyle Kinane Reading Rorschach’s Journal

One of my favorite comedians impersonating one of my other favorite comedians?  Be still, my heart.


And if you don’t know who Kyle Kinane is (SHAME), here you go:

And if you don’t know who James Adomian is (I WILL FIGHT YOU), here you go:

Sidenote: I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve posted here, but I’m still writing at GammaSquad and Uproxx. (CLICK THEM.)  (SMOKE.)

(Please disregard the ad below.  I didn’t put it there, and I don’t get paid for it.)