Link Explosion will do it live.
“NBC local news reporter Brandon Lewis braves extreme sprinkler conditions to bring you an important breaking story.” (buzzfeed)
Shirtless Italian guy spits popcorn kernals at a flaming torch. This is a very specific fetish. (ohhaveyouseenthis, video below, and yes, it’s possibly fake)
How to put your balls on Eminem: A Practical Guide (cracked)