by Caleb Reading


Immorality with trees?  Is this a widespread problem in Jehovah’s Kingdom?  If that guy doing the J Crew ad up there is going to have sex with that tree after the photoshoot, then Dutch Elm Disease is the least of his concerns.  There are the splinters, for one thing.  And the mouth-foaming insanity.

I’m sure when that guy got hired by the stock photo agency and paid a few hundred bucks to give up all rights to this image, he thought this picture would get used in insurance company advertisements or clothing store ads.  Probably never imagined he’d get called a treefucker.