Your sainted mother
by Caleb Reading
I was doing some survey answer verification for some extra money (making sure the answers are real data then clicking “ok” to compensate the survey taker). Anyway, one of the survey questions was naming the “dumbest celebrity”. So far, Tom Cruise is the hands-down winner, with Paris Hilton a close second. There was also a “most obnoxious celebrity” question and it looks like Bill O’Reilly might take that one. There was a question about “other survey questions you’d like to see” and somebody answered “Favorite Position from the Kama Sutra”.
Some of the answers are sarcastic but I okay them anyway. For example, there’s a question about a “woman you’d leave your partner for”, and Angelina Jolie is winning it. Some guy answered, “Your Mom”. I gave him credit anyway.