Clear Channel sucks

by Caleb Reading

My boss was bored at work awhile ago (unusually light workload) and wrote down the name of every song played on the Clear Channel pop station during the work day. He’d google the lyrics to get the name and artist, then mark down what time it played. He gave each song it’s own number so when it inevitably played again later he’d just note the time and the number.

After 75 songs, there had only been 17 unique songs played. 13 of them were repeated 5 times approximately 90 minutes apart. One song (some rap crap)* was played seven frickin’ times (Iowans love rap, after all). Only 3 songs had only been played once in that short span of time.

Needless to say, all 17 songs sucked.


* Note: I’m not one of those people who says all rap sucks, because it doesn’t.  But this particular song suuuuuuuucked.