New salvo from the Onion
by Caleb Reading
Via The Onion:
DRESS UP DOLL BORN TO AREA COUPLE
NEW YORK—Two years ago, Manhattan married couple Ron Garver and Becky Meyers weren’t sure they were cut out for parenting. They worked long hours, had a thriving social life, and their East Village apartment was small and cramped. But 24 months and 73 outfits later, Garver and Meyers are the proud parents of a 10-month-old dress-up doll.
The baby does not always wear special outfits, however.
“If we’re spending the night in, she might just lounge around in a Nike sweatsuit, some grubby old T-shirt from two months ago, and one of those sweaters Grandma sent,” Garver said.
The look on the kid’s face in all the pictures is hilarious.