### Over 300 Proofs of God’s Existence

#### by robopanda

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Some of my favorites:

ARGUMENT FROM INTIMIDATION

(1) See this bonfire?

(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPREHENSIBILITY

(1) Flabble glurk zoom boink blubba snurgleschnortz ping!

(2) No one has ever refuted (1).

(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM INFINITE REGRESS

(1) Ask atheists what caused the Big Bang.

(2) Regardless of their answer, ask how they know this.

(3) Continue process until the atheist admits he doesn’t know the answer to one of your questions.

(4) You win!

(5) Therefore, God exists.

And, of course, these 2 sum up so many message boardÂ threads:

ARGUMENT FROM EXHAUSTION (abridged)

(1) Do you agree with the utterly trivial proposition X?

(2) Atheist: of course.

(3) How about the slightly modified proposition X’?

(4) Atheist: Um, no, not really.

(5) Good. Since we agree, how about Y? Is that true?

(6) Atheist: No! And I didn’t agree with X’!

(7) With the truths of these clearly established, surely you agree that Z is true as well?

(8) Atheist: No. So far I have only agreed with X! Where is this going, anyway?

(9) I’m glad we all agree…..

….

(37) So now we have used propositions X, X’, Y, Y’, Z, Z’, P, P’, Q and Q’ to arrive at the obviously valid point R. Agreed?

(38) Atheist: Like I said, so far I’ve only agreed with X. Where is this going?

….

(81) So we now conclude from this that propositions L’, L’ and J’ are true. Agreed?

(82) I HAVEN’T AGREED WITH ANYTHING YOU’VE SAID SINCE X! WHERE IS THIS GOING!?

….

(177) …and it follows that proposition HRV, SHQ’ and BTU’ are all obviously valid. Agreed?

(178) [Atheist either faints from overwork or leaves in disgust]

(179) Therefore, God exists.

PEACOCK ARGUMENT FROM SELECTIVE MEMORY

(1) [Christian asks “stumper” question]

(2) [Atheist answers question]

(3) [A lapse of time]

(4) [Christian repeats question]

(5) [Atheist repeats answer]

(6) [A lapse of time]

(7) [Christian repeats question]

(8) [Atheist repeats answer]

(9) [A lapse of time]

(10) Atheist, you never answered my question.

(11) Therefore, God exists.