Childfree editorial

by Caleb Reading

So, I don’t want a baby. That doesn’t make me a bad person. That doesn’t mean I’m less of a woman. Get off my case. Maybe I’m just being the responsible one. I’m leaving more space for your baby. Now my baby won’t steal your baby’s spot in college. My baby won’t make your baby feel insecure, or break your baby’s heart someday at a dance. My baby won’t be at a stoplight when your baby hits my baby’s car because your baby was jamming out to a CD while talking on a cell phone, and now your baby’s insurance premiums won’t go up. I’m just making your world for your baby a better place without my baby around to make your baby feel secondary. You’re welcome, by the way.