Kevin Spacey is NOT gay.
March 22, 2009
Via queerty:
Totally not gay actor Kevin Spacey, with a guy who is totally not his boyfriend, finds himself drawn [to] The Big Penis Book, a coffee table tome featuring huge wangs.
If you want to see what the cover of the book looks like, you can view it on Amazon (then see what shows up in your recommendations on the mainpage while the boss is looking over your shoulder). Here is an awesome review of the book on Amazon:
Oh dear. I am a 70 year old woman and I just happened across this big penis book in my son’s room. My son is 45 years old and still single. I think he might be gay. That said, his big penis book is now in my room under my bed. So now my 45 year old single son is probably gay and angry. Well, he should get a job anyway or at least go find some real penis and stop reading about them in books like this. Good Lord this is a big penis book. And I love a big penis. And so does my son, apparently. I give this book ten thumbs up. I can’t believe I never knew he was gay. He should get a job. Maybe as a dancer. Anyway, if you like a big penis, you will like this big penis book. Lord there are big penis’s in this book. I mean big. Oh dear.
I want to high-five whoever wrote that. I love you, internet.
They’re wearing matching shoes. CASE CLOSED.
Their shoes match only in color. You’re a terrible gay man Beeker. Unlike Spacey who has GOT IT DOWN! *snaps*
ok maybe kevin is gay or maybe the fact a giant wang was in the window momentarily caught him by surprise
i mean im a woman who somtimes see huge i mean huge boobs everywhere splattered in windows so yes they catch you by surprise so guess im a lesbian then even though im married have been for 16 years and even if he is gay does it matter would you like your personal life splashed everywhere ????????? i dont think so he isnt hurting anyone why do people care if
he is gay or straight he wants to keep it secret or stay in the closet fine let him people leave him alone pick on bragalina or some other prick celebs not a very talented actor mr spacey gay or straight you rule cool guy xxxx
Lizz, can I braid your hair?