File This Cat Under “F”

December 2, 2011

(Made for GammaSquad)

One of my favorite comedians impersonating one of my other favorite comedians?  Be still, my heart.

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And if you don’t know who Kyle Kinane is (SHAME), here you go:

And if you don’t know who James Adomian is (I WILL FIGHT YOU), here you go:

Sidenote: I don’t know how long it’s been since I’ve posted here, but I’m still writing at GammaSquad and Uproxx. (CLICK THEM.)  (SMOKE.)

(Please disregard the ad below.  I didn’t put it there, and I don’t get paid for it.)

(Made for GammaSquad.)

Chick Magnets

August 18, 2011

Made this for Gamma Squad a couple days ago:

Meow Gusta

May 7, 2011

Cinco de Mayo

May 5, 2011

Pretty sure I posted this either here or at GammaSquad before, but it’s worth remembering this important history of Cinco de Mayo.

Compelling stuff. [via 5SecondFilms]

This video is very old.

I regret nothing.

Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the RAAAAAAAAAH!

This showed up in the spam folder at gammasquad again today (spam links removed):

HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz They’re coming back now. xyzrxyz vimax xyzrxyz Please send help!

I haven’t approved any of these and yet the bastard still lives.  Russian mafia, I am disappoint.  They need to get over there to the Netherlands, where this dude actually lives, and make good on those nonexistent threats.

Must not reply to this email, must not reply to this email, must not . . .

Hello, 
    I am Mr. [name redacted] and I will like to know if you carry Duct tapes as I have an urgent order. Let me know if I am at the right place regarding Duct Tapes and a prompt response will be very much appreciated. Also let me know if they are in stock and which major credit cards you accept for payment. Mastercard / Visa … 
Kind regards,
[name redacted]

Nevar fergit

January 31, 2010

That’s not a hair question.

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